Welcome, fans, to Tarquin Churchwell's annual Thanksgiving blog! Enjoy yourselves and don't be shy about leaving comments!
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To My Readers
When I lie about women, I reveal this:
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) I have problems with my sexuality
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) I have problems with my sexuality
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4 comments:
OK Farm Boy, Now I understand what you really meant when you said you wanted to "grease the pig". Plus,your favorite song "Turkey In The Straw" should have been a dead give away. You're a freak. Go get your gizzard on and leave me alone.
Brilliant! Genius! A definite win for Blog of the Year 2007. Just one question. Is Craig Weaver writing this?
Hehehe.
The author is ME, Tarquin Churchwell.
I added something to my name. Had to do this, since there are imitators out there trying to suck off my fame.
Yep, Craig Weaver was writing my book, but then he stopped. I thought he could make up stuff in the book, the way I make up stuff on my blogs, but the book was supposed to be my story with Christa, and Weaver wanted facts. Go figure.
I got even though. I trashed his rep on my blogs. Hehehe
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