Stuff I overheard at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade:
10. Watch out! Here comes that mad blogger!
9. So that's the jackass who made Scarlett cry.
8. Okay, Bruce, now this time I'll be the Pilgrim and you be the Indian.
7. Oh my God! Somebody just dropped a turkey on Christine Aguilera!
6. Inflate me.
5. That pothole is filled with delicious cranberry sauce!
4. Macy's sucks.
3. I'll take two hot dogs, Mr. Barnett.
2. That big purple-faced thing isn't a balloon -- it's Tarquin Churchwell!
1. That ain't stuffing.