From me to you. Yes, you

Help Wanted: Stalker

"Someone To Stalk After Me"

There's a saying old
Says that hate is blind
Still we're often told
"Seek and ye shall find"
So I'm going to seek
A certain dum dum I've had in mind.

Looking everywhere
Haven't found her yet;
She's the big harass
I have never met
Only dum dum I ever
Dream of and want to get!

I'd like to add her initials to my stalker list
Tell me, where is the stalker for this lost man?

There's a somebody I'm longing to see
I hope that she
Turns out to be
Someone to stalk after me.

I'm a little cad who's lost in the hood
I know I could
Never be good
To one who'll stalk after me.

Although she may not be the dum dum some
Men think of as pretty
On my blogs she'll make me say "he he"

Won't you tell her please to put on some
Speed-
Follow my lead-
Oh! How I need
Someone to stalk after me.

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