You know what people have been saying about Tarquin Churchwell. For starters, they say I never tell the truth. They say I'm hostile. They say I used the murder of a woman with whom I was briefly involved for personal gain. They whine like saps that I get off on trashing women on the Internet.
Sure, I'm an ass wipe, but is that ALL that I am? To find out, I decided to poll the fans. Here are the top ten things my fans said they like about me:
HAHAHAHAHA Gotcha, dummies!!!