Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Being Me

You know what people have been saying about Tarquin Churchwell. For starters, they say I never tell the truth. They say I'm hostile. They say I used the murder of a woman with whom I was briefly involved for personal gain. They whine like saps that I get off on trashing women on the Internet.

Sure, I'm an ass wipe, but is that ALL that I am? To find out, I decided to poll the fans. Here are the top ten things my fans said they like about me:

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HAHAHAHAHA Gotcha, dummies!!!

A Whole Lotta Yapping into the Void


And this is where it all happens, fans. The room, the foot, the computers that carry my hate directly from my brain to the Internet. This is command central.